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Polar Bears Really Like Peas	Not Rated
How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and...
Winnie The Pooh	Not Rated
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too...
This Little Piggy	Grin
A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn't...
Four Men And Their Dogs	Amusing
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a...
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Not Rated
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To keep its...
Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.	Amusing
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar? Where...
Shaggy Duck Story	Not Rated
What did one duck say to the other? What? "Social...
Polygon	Grin
What's a polygon? A dead parrot.
How To Bathe A Cat	Grin
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of...
Three Nuns And A Parrot	Not Rated
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every...
Bzzzz	ROFLMAO
How did the bee hurt his back? He fell off his honey!
Bmw & A Porcupine	Not Rated
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine? The...
Tarzan, King Of The Elephant Trunk	Not Rated
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of...
Chicken Ain't Chicken	ROFLMAO
Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin'...
Cows In Government	Amusing
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the...