| Thanksgiving Turkey |
Not Rated |
| One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main... |
| Snail Charity |
Grin |
| A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a... |
| Moof |
Grin |
| What goes moof?
A cow with buck teeth. |
| Blonde And Prawn |
Not Rated |
| What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
Their heads... |
| Ten Cows In Your Basement |
Grin |
| Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a... |
| The Creation Of Man |
Not Rated |
| God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule,... |
| Robins In My Yard |
Not Rated |
| I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying... |
| Cat Hospital |
ROFLMAO |
| Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan... |
| Inky Pig |
Grin |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came... |
| My Pig Belle |
Not Rated |
| I once had a pet pig named Belle. One day I decided to let Belle... |
| Bone Diggers |
Not Rated |
| What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like... |
| Turtle Soup |
Not Rated |
| A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to... |
| What's Purple...tree |
Not Rated |
| Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
A. Squirrel!... |
| Wetreating Wabbits |
Not Rated |
| What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?
A... |
| Dog Days |
Not Rated |
| What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A... |
