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Bunnies And Carrots	Grin
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny...
Three Little Pigs	ROFLMAO
A pig went into McDonalds, got a Coke, went to the restroom...
Snail Heads For The Daytona Tracks	Not Rated
There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing...
Bee Milky	Grin
Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees!
Penguins Go To The Zoo	ROFLMAO
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The...
You Filthy F***ing Parrot	Grin
There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot swears...
Baptism Is Not For Everyone	Not Rated
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
The Law Of The Jungle	Not Rated
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a...
The Octo-cow	Grin
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? An...
Late Again	Grin
A kid was late was late for school one day. "I had to take the...
Time For A Get Together	Not Rated
What time is it when 20 dogs and one cat get together? 20...
Trap A Polar Bear	Grin
Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: You cut a hole in the ice....
Bees Pees	Amusing
Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.
Gorilla Removal	LMAO
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a...
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love	Not Rated
Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so...