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Rooster Plays B-ball	ROFLMAO
Why did the rooster cross the basketball court? It heard...
The Lion And The Turkey	Not Rated
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey....
Curious George	Not Rated
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when...
Turn On Your Energizer Bunny	Not Rated
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the...
Yo Mama's So Stupid...penguin	Not Rated
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building,...
The Housebroken Redneck	Grin
You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog you both use the...
Rodeo	Not Rated
Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of...
Cow Reflexes	Not Rated
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
Something Men Can't Get...	Not Rated
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are all...
Invisible Carrots	Laugh
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!
Doggie No Legs	Not Rated
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter,...
Elephant And Rhino	Not Rated
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?...
Planet Of The Apes: Secrets Revealed	Not Rated
* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that humans are...
Leek Limerick	Not Rated
There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak....
Jumping Rope	Not Rated
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two...