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Circumcisional Evidence	Grin
How do you circumcisce a whale? With four skin-divers...
Alligator Shoes	Not Rated
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana....
For People With Time On Their Hands	ROFLMAO
Three bears came out of hibernation and they were stinky so...
The Scientist And The Frog	ROFLMAO
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the...
The Pheasant, The Bull, And Moralizing	LMAO
There was once an old pheasant who was chatting with a bull....
Statue Fantasy	Not Rated
An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two...
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog	ROFLMAO
Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth....
Silent Bunny Humping	Not Rated
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making love?...
Goathead! Goathead!	Grin
Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with...
Blonde Counting Sheep	Not Rated
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a...
Elephantitis	ROFLMAO
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? An...
Pregnant Tree	Not Rated
How does a tree get pregnant? By a woodpecker!
Make A Sentence	Not Rated
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences...
Bar... Giraffe	ROFLMAO
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few...
Racoon Joke	Amusing
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by...