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The Engineer And The Frog	LMAO
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out...
Flock Of Seagulls	Amusing
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd...
Water On The Inside	Laugh
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on...
Osama's Spawn	LMAO
What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela - after her...
Kangaroo Sleepovers	Laugh
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another...
Gorilla Language	Amusing
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one...
Doe In The Woods	Amusing
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?...
Shoot The Pig	LMAO
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences....
Octopus	LMAO
Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
You're So Fat	Chuckle
You're so fat that when you went to the zoo, the hippos got...
Round And Round It Goes	Laugh
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?...
Zebra Definition	ROFLMAO
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof	Amusing
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation...
The Mystery Of The Humming Bees	Amusing
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
Gorilla Boogies	LMAO
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big...