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Animal Wackiness	LMAO
What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? By...
Bullfight Buffet	Amusing
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he...
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	ROFLMAO
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon...
The Classic Joke That Sucks	Grin
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other...
Lightbulb Flies	Not Rated
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:...
The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate	Grin
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with...
One-eyed Blonde	ROFLMAO
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at...
Ducks And Elephants	Grin
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do...
Birdie Poem	Not Rated
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my...
The Hamster Show	Not Rated
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
A Little Lysdexic Humor	Grin
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He...
Afghani Fowl	Grin
What's the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
Cow And Her Apples	Not Rated
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits...
Horny Toad	Grin
What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? One...
Husband, Wife & Mule	Not Rated
'Once there was husband and wife who had just bought a new...