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Mommy, Mommy!	Chuckle
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that...
Safe Elephant Sex	ROFLMAO
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your...
Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft	Grin
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across...
I'd Rather Have A Puppy	Not Rated
A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan...
Mary Had A Little Lamb	ROFLMAO
Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep...
Eagles And Weasels	Grin
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet...
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Not Rated
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN...
The Smartest Dog Ever	Not Rated
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a...
The Ant	Not Rated
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he...
Yo Mama's...easy	Not Rated
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.
Snake Bite	ROFLMAO
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake. "Why?"...
The Duck And The Condom	LMAO
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they...
Pillar Of The Community	Not Rated
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building? A...
Cock O' The Walk	Not Rated
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock...
Cat In The Way	Not Rated
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on...