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Clinton 'n' Buddy	Grin
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog...
Three Little Ducks	Not Rated
A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of...
You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Not Rated
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Grin
What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?...
Crazy Little Critters...	Not Rated
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!
Donkey And Onion	Amusing
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A...
National Bird	Not Rated
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird? The...
The Golden Mug	Amusing
A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the...
Froggy Woes	ROFLMAO
A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor complaining...
Penguin And The Mechanic	Not Rated
Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to...
Chicken On The Football Field	Chuckle
Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because...
Not Going To Try This Again	Not Rated
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she...
Fish On The Wall	Grin
What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!
Bar... Duckman	Not Rated
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender...
Dino-rific!	ROFLMAO
What do you call a blind dinosaur?...