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Blondes And Turtles	Not Rated
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on...
Gone With The Schwinn	Not Rated
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common? They...
Kangaphant	ROFLMAO
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Amusing
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the...
You Do Not Have To Oil Animals	Laugh
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why?...
Got Any Grapes?	Not Rated
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The...
The Magician And The Parrot	Not Rated
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet...
The Cowboy And His Horse	Grin
A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail...
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Amusing
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were...
Osama's Ride	Not Rated
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a...
Gorilla Golf	Not Rated
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone...
Pop A Cap In The Lion's Gluts	Not Rated
There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt...
Hi-steppin' Mama	Chuckle
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to...
Snail Shanghai	LMAO
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two...
Three Drunk Men	ROFLMAO
These three guys got together one day and were talking about...