| Monkey Programmers |
Amusing |
| A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the... |
| Who Is Marylou?!? |
Chuckle |
| A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his... |
| Blonde Test |
Amusing |
| If a rooster's on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the... |
| Fly Away |
Not Rated |
| What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A space invader! |
| Elephant And Man |
Not Rated |
| What did the elephant say to the naked man?
''It's nice,... |
| Amishamed Of Myself |
ROFLMAO |
| What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his... |
| Parakeet Cereal |
Not Rated |
| What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?... |
| Three-legged Dog |
Grin |
| A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I'm lookin'... |
| C'mere Pig |
ROFLMAO |
| What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
Nothing.... |
| Turtle Sexuality |
Grin |
| What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke! |
| The Day Owl And The Night Cat |
ROFLMAO |
| In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive... |
| When Cats Are Like Men |
Grin |
| They are independent.
They don't listen.
They don't... |
| Rooster Crossing |
Not Rated |
| Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken... |
| Bird Vs. Fly |
Not Rated |
| What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can... |
| What, Exactly, Are Cats? |
Not Rated |
| 1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely... |
