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Christmas Carol Parrot	Laugh
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one...
Snail & Tortoise	Amusing
What did the snail say on the tortoise's back?...
Turtle Crossing	Amusing
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ''Shell''...
Elephant...cherry Tree	ROFLMAO
Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree? A: You...
Skunked Again	Not Rated
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
Spider Diet	Laugh
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?...
Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Grin
Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on...
Ode To A Glow Worm	Chuckle
I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's...
Dog Fishin'	Grin
What kind of fish does a dog catch? Catfish.
The Brass Rat	Grin
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around....
Instant Cow Attraction!	Amusing
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo...
Obnoxious Parrot On An Airplane	Not Rated
A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a...
Blondes And Cow Patties	Grin
What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The older...
Gum Crossing	Chuckle
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was...
Whale Hijinx	Amusing
Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale...