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Dogs Take Their Licks	Laugh
Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.
Bin Laid	LMAO
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the...
Golfer Goes To The Emergency Room	LMAO
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and...
Lonely Fishermen	ROFLMAO
What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
Virgin Wool	LMAO
Where do you get Virgin Wool? From an ugly sheep!
That's A Buncha Bull	LMAO
A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid...
Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around	LMAO
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street...
Man Catches Crocodile	LMAO
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile...
Vet	Laugh
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming...
Bar... Monkey	Laugh
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Porcupine Vs Ferrarri	LMAO
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?...
Two Little Snakes	Laugh
Two little snakes were hissing near their pit. The mother...
Meals On Wheels	Chuckle
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Bovine Hijinx	Amusing
What do cows do for fun? They go to MOO-vies!
Football Animals	Laugh
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of...