What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?

"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

What do cows do for fun?

They go to MOO-vies!

Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration?

A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

They are putting in TARGETS!!!