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Chuck The Yuck
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What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."
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Bovine Hijinx
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What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!
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Current Administration
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Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration?
A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.
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Three Drunk Men
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These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''
The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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K-marts In Afghanistan
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Grin (
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Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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Blonde Welfare
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?...
Jokes
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